Funny Jokes #1

Funny Jokes #1

First-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"

Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade.My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.

While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal:"What is 3 x 3?"

Boy.: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy.: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade

should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.

Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy., after a moment "Legs."

Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy.: "Pockets."

Ms Neelam:What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.:Coconut

Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum

Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?The principal's eyes open really wide and before
he could stop the answer...

Boy.:Shake hands

Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy.: Yep.

Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring

Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose

Ms Neelam:I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.:Arrow

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Firetruck

Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork

Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy.: SURNAME

Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to IIT (MUMBAI), I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Short Funny Jokes #1

Short Funny Jokes #1

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to
Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your
nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel

better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load,den someone come over and
dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah...

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her
menses?

PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow
ah!!blain, use your blainnn.....

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are
making love?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove
on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or
not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn. you go and dig
your nose in flont of your whole class izit? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah...... best in Singapore and JB,an some say Batam also
ah!!!

Joke Picture #2

Joke Picture #2 (Picture & Adult Jokes)

"My King, hundred year ago I told you her XX are "fake" one, you don't believe me...see! She became Mummy, her XX still so "great"!


"Stupid ! What are you doing there...you see I can't get the dishes but you don't help me ?"

"We are birds! What's wrong we have fur ? Why you learn human to cut of your fur ? Now you happy, you can't even fly back your house!!"

"Hei, my friends! That's enough!! No matter who also don't influenced by the trend! You are making trouble to me, I can't get the milk! Understand ?!"

"Doctor! My name is Bai Shu Zhen, seems that my husband can't accept my tongue...can help me to sew it up.."

"Don't you want milk bath?!..."

"Listen! The plan is like that, first crash "C,D,E" this 3 useless "mountain", and fill the "A" and "B" this 2 "lower ground" with "land mine"..."

"Not snake show, the doctor is helping the victim to clear his shit!..."

"Not I don't know how to tie your necktie! In fact, you don't have "neck" !!..."

Joke Picture #1

Joke Picture #1

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